Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Who knew?

did you know that you can eat your weight in short ribs and not gain a pound?

did you know that your ear wax can sustain little pockets of life inside your ear?

did you know that your sexual prowess is predetermined by the amount of money your parents put away for you before college?

did you that for every pair of converse "chucks" you own your stock value rises a half point?

Did you know that Jesus loves you more than you'll ever know?

Can you pick out the truth in these statements?

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